bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

(via smokedatganjaa)

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squarlo:

dumbfricker:

ihumpedyourcatthen:

MY MOUTH JUST AUTOCORRECTED? I TRIED TO SAY EMOTIONS BUT I SAID “EMO SAUSAGES???”

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my mouth just autocorrected

(Source: wigglesfangirl, via ilikemoozyk)

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ohokaybueno:

sigh-twombly:

yoconozco:

capturedcravings:

Mac n Cheese Chimichangas

i can’t breathe

omggg

Don’t fuck with me like this.